0:00 Yeah. So there are basically sham businesses that is using it to gobble up real estate. Yeah, they're gobbling up real estate, but they're also making money. Certain people reserving things and coming in on their own. And they're also making the money off the PPE. Well yes. Yes yes. The all right. And the goal we need something to support our employees but oh we don't have any employees.

0:24 Right. We did for the time window and we needed you to for the PPE. Yep. And it was my brother and my cousin. Yeah. And I'll go ahead and make sure they get paid. Yeah. Like, you know, for the day that they were employees.

0:41 Like they get $100,000 for that day.

0:46 Yeah. There's some medium scams out there, but yeah, they sound scammy, but they're getting screwed too, because they haven't figured out how to do it. Yeah. So that's the article is about these businesses, these wreck tech businesses that are like a gym with out employees, you know. And so wreck is like wreck not yeah. Sorry. Wreck like recreational.

1:12 Gotcha, gotcha. And are in essence. The randy customers. Yeah. Say the the ping pong ping pong plays here describing, there's a couch beside the ping pong table. Gotcha. A couple decided to get frisky in a private pod. Private pod. And so the security team had to say over the intercom, hey, keep it clean. Oh my goodness.

1:42 And they're using, like, the, NFC type technology on people's phones to go ahead and be a one tap, let you in sort of thing. Okay. Gyms are having the same problem. People are stealing the merchandise and things like that for an employee like Jim or no employee. Jim. Gotcha. So. So they can have their home gym?

2:08 Yeah. Off the equipment they stole from the rec. I guess that's okay. Yeah. But I just don't. I don't see this working for me. You think it would work for you? No way. I want to go to a place that has employees.

2:26 Well, typically, like when you go to the gym, you're. Yeah, you're there to work out, but you're also there to work out amongst others and feel like you're a sense of something, right? Yeah. Well, what about the draws? A crowd like a crowd? Yeah. And what about working out around others where there's no supervision? I don't trust people.

2:42 Yeah. Yeah. Right. Someone. Someone offers you steroids. Bye. Bye bye. Gunpoint. Right. It's like those now. Take those right now. Injective. Now you're going to be like me. It's crazy. Just these, like, evil, musclebound clones. Yes. I'm building a Russian super army. January 6th was just a taste.

3:10 Who didn't just think to Ukraine?

3:17 That's because I sent an email. Oh, yeah? Yeah, I know why. Why? Russia? Ukraine? Because I sent an email. There we go, there we go. Or it could get even worse. Somebody could be like, I'm about to invade Uranus. You know, God, it's like. Oh, God. They hold you there until you fall in love with the captors.

3:38 And then now you're. That's how they build their army. Oh, God. They're muscle bound. Brute force. Gay army. Oh, Jesus. Oh. So I have a theory. Yeah, that we could talk about today. Since we talked about proof for sex. You brought a topic to mind. What's the most there, Chris? Let's go for it. I'm ready. Yeah. That was that was a ten point word.

4:06 So, I have this theory that, like, when society puts a lot of constrictions on something that's in our nature, right? Then a subculture will get created to express that nature which must come out right. It's like a pressure cooker type situation. Yeah. Yeah. I kind of like the response to the Victorian sexual oppression. Yes. Right, right. So like in modern, you know, US society, we still have this Puritan bullshit attitude toward sex and sexuality and stuff.

4:35 Right. And so it's always there's always been an underground. There's always been like a mean. There's always been like a underground sex clubs. And, you know, all these things. It's always been, as far as I know, it's always been part of royal sex. Yeah, just like a speakeasy when they put the restrictions on alcohol. Yeah, yeah. Whatever. Vice is popular in society, if you try to restrict it, you're going to have a knee jerk reaction where there's a place people can get it.

5:02 So a subculture will get created. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. And so like I think that, you know, that's that's same thing holds true today when you talk about LGBTQ because like, you know, we got gay friends, we have lesbian friends. We don't they don't think twice about it. I've even dated lesbians. Yeah. There you go. I am it again.

5:24 So, you know, we we don't think twice about it. Like almost our friends. It's nothing. It's not even a thing. Yeah, I mean, it's it's what you've decided to do and you can go ahead and do it, right. But society for so long, you know, it's frowned upon those type of permissive behaviors and, you know, same sex promiscuous behaviors and what they call deviant and all this.

5:45 But all it is, is just a response to all it is anyway. It's just a response to the repressed human sexuality, because humans are naturally very promiscuous creatures. Yeah. So like, you put all these in social restrictions on, on top of it. And then what you get is the nature of mankind still forcing itself out. See what I'm saying?

6:06 That. And you know, just like with anything there, just spectrum of preference, you know. Right. Right. I mean, there's just going to be people who prefer just about anything that is insisting. Yeah. Yeah, absolutely. There's like highly promiscuous and then there's highly deviant, you know, behaviors amongst human beings. But that's important. I mean, that's all part of, like, you know, propagating the species, you know.

6:31 Yeah. Yeah. I mean, you know, it's people are sitting there saying, hey, you know, two guys being together doesn't propagate the species. But, you know, there are certain modern things where it does. Because we have adoption and we have surrogates and things like that. So a stable home and a platform to build a family does propagate the species.

6:57 Yeah. I mean, it takes a village, right? You know, and so if a gay couple gets together and they have a shit ton of money in a stable home, why the fuck up? Let's do this. Yeah. That's good. That's a good thing idea about, like, the greater social needs, right. Being met by these. But you know what? What I was talking about is just the more basic.

7:17 I mean, you're right about that for sure, but, that's like next level. I'm talking about just the basic, like, so human beings, like, you know, we'll fornicate when, when premature people will fornicate playing around, exploring. Yeah. Experiment. Right. Okay. And sometimes that involves same sex activity. Sometimes it's not right. Right. But like, it's completely natural for every species to have, like, a free, present fornicate, you know, type thing with each other.

7:46 Right, right. Because they're your bodies, you know, like playing with the bar soap in the shower or whatever. Oh, right. Yeah, whatever it might be. Exploring their bodies, getting ready for it, for game playing duck or whatever. Yeah. Oh, gosh. We have this funny thing that was, Oh, my gosh, it's so funny. Oh, my son was on the playground, daycare when he was quite young and there and they were playing the game called doctor.

8:14 Oh, shit. And, this was all being ring led by by this girl. By this young girl. Of course it was, you know, and she's basically having the guys, the boys take, take their peas out and she was playing Doctor Fifi, like, I guess inspecting them. Right. It's so funny. And so Owen says that this guy cracking up, dude, he goes, yeah, she she she played it out.

8:39 Adam. But but his doesn't get big.

8:49 Oh my god. So anyway that's good. Oh my gosh. Did we get a laugh at that. Yeah. But the typical response like American response to that would be like oh my god, give me a break. Yeah I mean kids, kids playing fucking doctor. They're exploring the whole of human experience and no one was hurt. Exactly. He wasn't violated.

9:14 Yeah. You know what I'm saying? He. He has his penis touched by a girl. I mean, come on, we can't think of worse things. Yeah. A lot worse. But at the same time. Like what? Harm. Yeah. Anyway. But, I mean, I guess it is. David should know about the doctor game. Probably so. But, you know, and there was there was conversation made and most of it was lighthearted conversation.

9:36 Right. Pay more attention next time, you know. You know, hey, they're doing this over here in the corner. Something going on behind the tree? Yeah. And so to this day, doctor, peepee is like a phrase in our house.

9:51 No, that's so funny. That's beyond hilarious. And, I mean, I asked you from time to time if she wants to go play some.

10:00 Cause my kids are big. Unlike Adam's, mine gets big. Exactly. I mean, you gotta make sure that you set expectations. Yeah.

10:13 Yeah, it's freaking hilarious. That is hilarious. Spice of life. Oh, yes. Yeah. So, anyway, this this a sex thing. So here we have people. Highly promiscuous. Neat. And by nature. Right. That's part of being a human being. Is to be promiscuous. Crave multiple partners throughout your life. Variety, all this kind of stuff. Novelty, all the stuff we know capped by this, you know, 1600 mentality towards, you know, sexuality.

10:43 You gotta wait till you're married. Boundary is a the diseases we can catch. Yeah. Right. There's there's natural barriers. But the prevalence of those really aren't, aren't as serious as led to believe this is on the rise in Carolina. Well okay. You go out and you have sex. What's your chance against? Probably pretty low. Plus the symptoms. You're going to notice a big canker.

11:08 Yeah. You're going to notice sores over your entire body. Dude, I've had so plenty of sex in my lifetime. Unprotected. Plenty of plenty of that. Yeah. And never even had an itch down there. So I'm very skeptical about the, so some of the disease transmission probably just fear, uncertainty and doubt. Keep it in your pants. Yeah. Cells with a 1600 mentality.

11:37 I think so. I think it's I think that that's talked about more than it's an issue. Because if it ties in with the old school mentality. Yeah. And then yeah. Yeah. Let's take that even further is that, you know, most most fathers, you know, it really comes down to the to the female. Oh hurry, hurry here. Oh sure.

11:56 It comes down to the female. Right.

12:00 Like the the comes down to the female. Sorry. Comes down to the female. The the fathers want their daughters to say stay. Stay pure, you know, chase and not deflowered and all this nonsense. Right? Right. Gotta put the chastity belt on. Except we don't have the physical one, so let's put the middle one on. There you go. Exactly.

12:19 So then what happens is these kids are have this natural prepubescent and pubescent sexual sexual urges. And so then it starts coming out in all these derivative ways. So then now that like God's loophole. Yeah. Yeah. That's right. Or do we need to play that I have to God, we don't need to explain that. Now. If we have any listeners, they have Google.

12:46 Okay. So yes, please do little gods loopholes. Two girls with guitars and. Yeah. So anyway, comes down all these different ways, and now the kids are indoctrinated into this subculture, right. Yep. That then is they're there to pick up that slack. And then that subculture brings with it a whole bunch of misinformation and bullshit ways of acting and living that are probably inappropriate for that age.

13:14 Right? Just like any subculture would. I mean, there's subcultures for perpetuating eating disorders. There you go. Yeah. And so that's a, that's another thing like to eat is fucking human, right. Then you have this superhuman image you're trying to maintain. Yes. And so then you get the fall off from that same idea. Yeah.

13:40 And so you keep adding all that up, and you have this kind of twisted relationship between, you know, who you are, who you're trying to be, and nature. Yeah. Right. You're completing it. Odds with it. Yeah. And they're inconsistent. And that's that presents a really high level of stress and, you know, difficult for a young wife. So I'm not saying, like, you know, all children should be out frolicking all day, but maybe sort of something like that.

14:09 Yeah. I mean, all right, it goes with the Montessori school mentality of explore and learn on your own with support. Right. And, it's,

14:25 So I'm not saying that that should be happening with sexual encounters, but I'm saying that's to be happening with sexual education. Yes. You shouldn't there shouldn't be a stigma surrounding your personal exploration of yourself. Definitely. Because of that. Okay. That is totally a victimless crime here. Yeah, I would say unless it's unless it's involving pornography and all that.

14:51 Yeah. Because then it can get like a really twisted thing going into the mind. Right, right. Because seeking external stipulation like that, you can find some warp stuff real quick. Yeah. And you can it can it can natively shape your expectations of what to expect with sex and oh, yeah, you know, even boundaries, everything else. Even Jada Pinkett Smith.

15:12 Right. Was talking about on her Red table talk show that she used to be addicted to porn. Is that right? And she said something to your fact that it negatively affected what she expected out of men. Gotcha. And actually, her and Will Smith had to work through it. Interesting. So she expected them to be some kind of sex.

15:35 God. He wasn't.

15:39 Oh, that's that that's the wife. Yeah. Oh, okay. Okay. Sorry. I thought it was the daughter. No, that's Wilson and his wife. Gotcha. Okay. The daughter's named Willow. Oh, I see. I don't I don't know their family. Yeah. Like, even from the celebrity side. Like, you know what I mean? Celebrity. I don't know shit. I hear you. I just pick up random tidbits.

15:59 Some best. Yeah. So. But I thought that little bit was interesting. So, you know, you have this, like, creature, this mankind who's highly promiscuous and, like, wants to have this exploration of sexual expression and, you know, have that be a part of their life. Yeah. And then you have this. Really not. I want to say repressive, but, you know, kind of mixed message at a minimum, society, you know.

16:28 Right. Kind of selling you stamp that down, you know, you're not a good husband if you're thinking about others and not a good wife if you think about other men. And. But that's happening, right? Right. And then there's the omnipresent pornography, you know, and all that. True. And all and all the bear traps that are there in, you know, inevitably trying to get your credit card, you know, other things like the bear trap that is, say, Ashley Madison or Tinder.

16:58 Right, right. It's, you president kind of waiting for you to, do credit card and let you make a mistake. Yeah. And, you know, there's there's different times where this and flows and someone, you know, could find themselves on something like that and getting carried away in a way they didn't expect. Right. And I think that if, if you're, if you're more open with it and your relationship and you're more open with it in the household, then it's more likely to be talked about before it gets to this point where you're spending your credit card to.

17:36 Right. Move into this area. Right. Totally. And it really we just it's one of the facets of your relationship that you've got to take care of.

17:53 Yeah I agree. And arguably so it's one of the best of a relationship with your child that you've got to deal with and talk about. You know, and for sure the communication is the key to all that. No doubt about it. You know, if you're having the open communication, you could get by these these barriers, these problems.

18:12 Yeah. But before they arise. Yeah. But you have to have that kind of relationship, you know. So some people just mentioning it would be like a sign of cheating. Right. Right. Or they take it so personally, like, you know what's wrong with me, right? It's like they'd say I'm the one in the wrong. Why have I not provided.

18:28 Why have I not given these things right? What? I'm not good enough, I'm not satisfying you, etc., etc.. Right. And then they internalize that and they got a problem in your hand. Yep. But you know of the relationships that I know from friends, you know, over the years is that all of them have had challenges. Yeah. And I mean, let's just say some significant unless you're relationship has, in my mind, deteriorated to the level of stable glue.

19:00 Yeah. Then you're going to have challenges because you guys are growing. You're changing your dynamic. You're a person. Exactly. So that's why. God damn, damn. Well, that's little handle like for. Jeez. But yeah, I mean, so it comes down to that. You got shit going on. Everybody does. And if you don't talk about it as it's happening, then you're just going to move farther apart.

19:29 And then there's all those intellectual justifications. Like I said before, you know, people talk to them selves into it, kind of. Yeah. You know, that's definitely a thing people do is they can talk to them into things and out of things all the time. And sometimes they inner voice will talk you into something that's probably not the best answer.

19:46 Did you ever do you ever think about, like, this, this idea of you're like in some foreign country or something and just do something that you don't normally do and like, get this person in another country pregnant. And then there's like, your child is being raised somewhere. Like how how unusual that would be. Like, hey, there's this orphanage in Iraq, and there's had a bunch of blue eyed like some, some gingers even dam up in there.

20:15 And they called them Delta Babies because Delta Force was operating in the country for years. Oh, damn. You know, and so here's these, like, basically orphans, right in this in this orphanage. Not casualties of war. Yeah, but, you know, looking awfully westernized, you know. Right. Their genetics are definitely showing through there. Yeah. And and don't forget all the colonialism for all those years as well.

20:37 Right. So you have you know that going on as well. So big red all this like weird seeding, if you will, of all these different places in the world. And, this around turn old joke idea of Captain Kirk, the intergalactic slut. Yeah. He was running throughout the galaxy. Yeah, yeah, he's over there. I mean, every other episode, he's having sex with something different.

21:02 That's crazy. It's just a pastor, maybe.

21:09 Or hardcore trespassing here. Even in a prequel show. Yeah, that'd be trespassing. A prequel to the to the original. That enterprise. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The the engineer that accidentally having sex with someone through some kind of, like, mind meld holodeck thing. He didn't even know he's having sex. He just put his hands in some stones.

21:38 And then, boom, he's pregnant. I see what this wist. Yeah.

21:47 And apparently, that might be a thing in the not so distant future. Is like, you know, artificial wounds for a man who knows technology is going to do all kinds of crazy shit. Well, it ended up being some kind of, like, budding on his side. Yeah. Yeah. And so now you have, like, eight year old gender reassignment surgeries, you know, with as the extreme edge of these type of things.

22:09 Right. That I was talking about. I mean, I really think we need to look at anything with something extremes. We need to take a moment to examine it and say, is it the best thing for all involved? And most of the time the extremes are not. Yeah. And there's a certain age where that kind of stuff is just wildly inappropriate.

22:28 Well, it's just with things like that. I really think anything from a tattoo to a piercing to gender reassignment, anything that's going to. Yeah, that escalated quickly. Right. Affect someone's life and their the choices they can make for the rest of it. Yeah. Need to be thoroughly examined. Can you. Can you go back and forth with the assignment surgery?

22:54 I mean, I know you can get tattooed laser and you can take the earring out, right? Can you? Like. I don't know enough about it to say. Yeah, I don't know. Well, if they can go both ways, maybe they can just, I don't know, maybe they can. Maybe a flip flop. Maybe. I mean, once you make a vagina out of the penis, can you make a penis out of the giant?

23:11 I don't know, but they can make a penis out of a vagina. Natural. Like like a virgin. Virgin? Lack of virgin. What do you recall? Like virgin lumber. Yeah.

23:26 Damn virgin resources. You mean. I don't know this question. Really? Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, we're not mocking it. We're just saying, like, what can. You can't. It's weird. Who knows? Yeah. So, you know, and and that's the, that's the thing to look at is that's really what we're spotlighting the reversibility of it. Yeah. Anything you do, you want to fail gracefully and be able to back it out.

23:53 That's a good one. Yeah. So who knows right. And all these things I think are just extreme derivatives of this sexual repression and, you know, the inability to people to talk about it. And it's a taboo thing and all this, I think it all ties into, you know, this that's a hardcore force. They've got their own gas warmer.

24:15 Woo. I would love that. I would have one of those two. If I stole it. I'd never pay for it and they might have stolen it. I'd have to do a search online, make sure it's not a device as they come looking for it. Yeah, true. First and then, you know, once that was clear, I knew I could get away with it.

24:35 I'd go for it. It does look like something someone acquired when they were the manager of a restaurant during the pandemic. And they closed. Exactly. I said I was thinking exactly.

24:45 It's like, okay, you guys did give me my last paycheck. Here it is. Yeah, I have this 12ft, you know, neon corona, you know, sign in my living room that came from there, too. And these 12 TVs, it was a sports bar that went on the business. Yeah, exactly. Got a TV every five feet. Yeah. With the mounts.

25:07 Ain't no way, no way to pay for that, right? So, like. Right. Yeah. Why do you have that in your house? Oh, because I can. Yep. You want to watch the game? Yeah. 12 times at 12 different games at the same time. Yeah. Let's do it. Damn. You start having fun. Then they end up making a speakeasy in their house, right?

25:32 And it does better because they know the overhead. They actually make major money off of it. Right. It's like they can afford to do dollar vodka shots. That's the thing, man. Overhead. Yeah, that's the thing is overhead. It's hard. Kill killer man for business. It is, it is. You can do it out of your garage. Do it. Absolutely.

25:50 Have you heard? Have you heard some places in Vegas started making a show of pouring out Russian vodka and replacing it with Ukrainian? No way. Yeah. Give me a break.

26:04 Give me a break. Why? Hey, I don't know. Also, Ukraine, and interestingly enough, is recruiting what they're calling an it on me.

26:21 They are footing actors and, anybody who is willing to help them. Did us several targets on the Russian side. Really? Yeah. The State Duma, one of their arms of their parliament, basically on that websites down. I think, 2 or 3 other state websites on Russia are down. I see. So it's like the counterstrike of cyberterrorism. Yeah, whatever.

26:51 And I mean, oh, no, the government websites, it's to talk about how to get my recycling picked up is down. Oh, no. Yeah. It's not it's really a I work in dire. It's a mental thing though. It's a, you know, it's it's something to let the Russians recognize what's happening if they can't already. And then you have all the false flag bullshit.

27:13 The Russians take their own shit down and say we're just art. Attacks are just in response to these these happenings. True. But regardless, you know, that can either work in a Russians favor or against them. Yeah, depending on the perception of public. And they can control the perception of money. Yeah. And it's all, you know, it's all what do they say is that truth is the first casualty award hip thing.

27:38 Right. So it's just all I know. The machine has spun up everywhere. And, I mean, Ukraine is trying to become a member of the EU, like, real fast and quick. And you'll have all these, you'll have all these false flag operations all over the place. It's just part of normal warfare right. I mean you can't, you can't set these days.

28:00 You can't separate psychological operations and modern warfare. Sure. They're one and the same. And then makes you wonder how far that you know how deep that goes. So, so it's like spreading this information on a rival social media, you know, to taint their public. Yeah, that's a real thing there it is. Absolutely a real thing. We've experienced it from two elections now.

28:24 Yeah. I mean, that's what got Trump elected whole Cambridge Analytica thing and. Right. Gaming, gaming the votes really. And if anyone disagrees with this you can disagree with this all the hell you want. This is our opinion. Let's not really a conspiracy theory. That's like there's some facts behind. Oh, there's a lot of facts behind it. Facebook.

28:42 Twitter. They were closing down accounts. And if they're closing down accounts, there's a reason, right? Right. And Cambridge Analytica, there's court records. There's there's all these trappings of the legal system where it had to go through it because there was something wrong, you know. Right. And so that misinformation becomes a large part of the budget of the campaign.

29:04 Right. I'm sure like, as a, as a necessary, you know, thing that you must do because in essence, it builds on every direction. It's a war, right? Just like. Yeah, like the what you see now, Ukraine and Russia. Yeah. And, you know, it's misinformation and, you know, propaganda sets the foundation for that war. Sure. And, you know, the idea that we're reduced to that for elections is fucking hard.

29:34 That's horrifying. They were not trying to compete on actuality. So we're not trying to compete on the bedrock of reality. Who has the best ideas, right? I mean, fucking we're already locked into the whole Democratic Republic anyway. So there it's misinformation from the foundation. You know, the idea that that we get choice, right? Sorry. The idea that we have this choice to begin with this is that illusion of choice anyway.

29:59 It's all bullshit propaganda from the very beginning. So I guess this is just the modern expression of it playing out, you know, on the periphery. Every country, it has to make their population easy to control, subjugate, control. You know, it just makes sense. It's a civilization building thing, right? So it was just one version of control. I guess it's nice to buy any government.

30:27 Yeah. The whole pretend is is nice. Like, it's nice to be able to pretend. Right. So the people feel like they have some kind of say. And there's a democracy going on? Yep. When? Couldn't be further from the reality. Yeah. But it doesn't matter as long as it's what people believe, not what's real. And and that goes to everything that goes out though.

30:48 Well I don't know. It goes to everything including the value of our money I guess is what I wanted to say. Yeah. Is it just that we're, that we're that like intoxicated. I mean, we are. It's like we just can't have this sober reality to where we understand, like, all this stuff is just propaganda and misinformation. Well, the way humans work.

31:10 We need to chunk things so we can process, and we need to put them together. Right. Yeah. Someone else's thing for us. Well, we need to. Even if we're thinking ourselves, we need to aggregate things. We need to make quick decisions. We need to, you know, we think in patterns. And so, I mean, maybe this just really exploits that it.

31:34 Sure. Absolutely. 100%. And then it gives us this, you know, kind of intuition that we're living in a dystopian reality. And then that leads to all kinds of abusive behaviors, you know, like self-adhesive behaviors.

31:49 You know what I mean?

31:54 So, so like when somebody, someone has that intuition that their reality is not lining up with what their lease are, when someone has an intuition, their reality is not lying there what their beliefs are, he said. Yeah. When when you know someone is living in living and they they understand, they have an intuition that what they believe isn't consistent with reality.

32:17 Okay. Right. That's going to cause a constant pressure inside them. And so a lot of people like a depressive feeling because, you know, you're going to be like, what's wrong with me? Why? Why don't I you know, why why don't I have a belief system that matches reality? Right. Right. And then in certain ways, that there's something wrong with me.

32:37 Not something wrong with society. There's something wrong with me. See what I'm saying? Yeah. Well, it's easier to say. Well, it's easier to control what's wrong with you? And it's easier to say there's something wrong with me than to say there's something wrong with the machinations of this society that I am a piece of. Exactly. I have no control of.

33:00 Exactly. That's exactly what I'm saying. And so then that drive driving an internal feeling of, you know, despair. And the next thing you know, you start self abusing. Yeah. Abusing those prescription drugs, you know, etc., etc.. You know, insert thing here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Whatever vice you end up climbing on to your cope. Right. So it could be that, you know, evening glass of wine.

33:25 That's like three quarters of the bottle. You could be addicted to eating your mattress, I don't know. Yeah, I heard of that.

33:32 Hey, Dan, don't knock it to you. Right? Right, I haven't tried. It could be delicious. Once you go memory foam, never go back. Saw this hilarious TikTok. This mattress up on top of a top of a van, truck, van, a car or something like that, right? It's like a mattress. Like, you know, strapped to the roof. Yep. And, the things like the wind is catching underneath.

33:53 And so the mattress is like, oh, shit. I mean, it says, you know, the caption was, when when you transport it, be careful when you transport a memory foam mattress.

34:07 Because it remembers what happened. Yeah, exactly. It's showing everybody what happened to it. Yeah, just replaying those memories. Pretty clever. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, there's this funny one, two I saw the other day where this guy was like, This guy is, like, real distress. It's like a kind of fat, balding white dude with a white beat around in, like, a shirt over it, and he's walking all menacingly, right?

34:30 Yeah. And there's a lady coming the other way, and she, like, looks at her cell phone and crosses the street. Oh, yeah. Like, oh my gosh, get me away from that guy. Right? And then the guy who's like, having a mental health crisis, like what's up? It's like two black dudes with without bandannas around their face. And he and he's like, oh, he checks his phone and he walks across the street, and then two black dudes are walking this way, and they look down the street and there's a clown coming.

34:55 Oh, shit. And they're like, hell no! And they cross the street, and then it keeps escalating. Then. Then the clown is walking and the head is a ninja, like, you know, doing kicks and flips and stuff. And the clowns like, oh, he needs to take his cell phone across the street. There's like, a couple more. And then the, the ninja guy looks up and there's the guy from Texas Chainsaw Massacre walking Leatherface.

35:17 Right. So the ninja crosses the street, like in the out of here. Oh, and then it finishes with, the girl from the ring comes the other way. Oh, damn. And weather face is like hell no. He pulls out his phone and starts across the street. That's hilarious. I was rolling laughing. That's pretty good.

35:40 The ring girl was the top one, which is hilarious. Oh, damn. Yeah, we go that way. Will that bring us back? No, no, I think it will. Yeah. It's just the escalation is hilarious. It ends with the ring girl, though. That's great. Yeah, that's pretty good. So I remember this one time I was doing this. Combat lifesaver training for these guys.

36:04 You know, I had about a dozen or so, you know, soldiers. And I'm sitting here doing this combat lifesaver because, you know, I'm the medic, so I need if there's, like, a mass casualty situation. We need to move this. Yeah, I need to be able to call on some people to have some some similar training. Okay. Yeah. So in the field, you know, during a deployment, you don't have the you don't have the, rank structure to conduct like these formal training.

36:30 You know, make sense. So, so to kind of offset that because there's always a need. It's like, hey, let's do some combat in some of our downtime. Let's do some combat lifesaver training. Sure. So that you can help the medic if there's, like a mass casualty situation. Yeah. Cool. So I'm there training these guys, and it got to a point where, like we'd done, we'd work for some time.

36:49 We were taking a break, and these two guys know we're going off, and I'm talking like, no less than an hour. Debating whether you know which side of the force morning debating which side of the force was, you know, kind of. Right. You know. Okay. And, you know, I'm listening to them and they're just coming up with, like, some real stretch arguments.

37:18 But, you know, it was real nerdy conversations, like, kind of is enjoying it, but I started getting on my nerves and, you know, like, what you have to do, you always have to, from time to time, pull some rank in her. Right. Moderate. So it's like, okay, guys, enough is enough. You know, like, let's get back to work type thing.

37:36 And, but some of the arguments, right, such as, like the things that Jedi's were doing wrong. Yeah. Like like how they were violating their own tenants and how really, they were just hungry for power. They didn't really have an agenda. That's an easy one, I guess, to say. You know, they weren't really drawn to some higher purpose.

37:57 They just had a righteousness. Right? You know, they're self righteous. Yeah. And so, you know, they were they were no different than the Sith. It was just there there were mongers. Right. They never tried to take the root of peace there about destruction and blah, blah, blah. And then the dark side is just tapping into different forces, right?

38:16 Yeah. Different emotions and different energies. Right. So how can that necessarily be evil? Yeah. If those energy, if those emotions are built into people in general, then why would you utilizing those emotions be negative? Yeah. Right. You get the idea. Yeah. So yeah, they're making some good points. But to go on for an hour I mean. Right. And then five minutes different.

38:38 Yeah. So we're talking about the purity of different. You know, you can have like, a pure evil and pure, you know, kind of like dad. It's kind of like. Yeah, it is. You have, like, this chaotic, good, you know, type thing. Evil. Yeah. Lawful good, lawful evil. Like a dad, you know? See what I'm saying? Yeah, absolutely.

38:57 So you like Yoda? These categories? Yeah. So Yoda would be like, you know, lawful good. Yeah. You know, with the with the with the good side of the falls dudes going what I was doing. No.

39:12 Yeah. Or how much you. I think he might have been filming himself. That's so retarded. But we're working ourselves. I mean, there's still that component of entity. There's a guy riding a horse he's making positively equestrian. Yeah. Positively equestrian podcast. Well, we'll be your pep in the morning. Yeah. He's doing the classy cyclist. You know, everyone has a has a gimmick name.

39:38 You know, that's pretty decent, but still pretty dumb. Classy. The Classy Cyclist podcast. Yeah. That goes over real well during this whole Soviet Union, you know, Russia thing. CCP I think it was. Yeah. There we go. I don't remember what it stood for, but me either, like communist Russia. So yeah. Go communism. You know, like, their economy is so like nothing now.

40:09 Really? Yeah. And it's like trading a really dangerous. Wow kind of thing in the world. I don't know. Interesting piece of art. So, you know, it's creating this really bad situation because you have the largest nuclear arsenal in the world under a deteriorating economy. You kind of see where that kind of like when communism first broke and all of these things were being sold that were the trappings of the various industrial complexes.

40:39 The government no longer ran. Yeah. You know, there's a huge entourage of some, some sort, you know, tapping into keeping track of all that shit. Oh, yeah. Now there is. I guess that's why we have the oligarchs. They sold off so much. There's no pathway back that way, by the way. We just. We just added, like, an hour to our walk.

40:59 Well, yeah. All right. We need to break out a map. Yeah. This is going to be a high exercise day. Six miles. No problem. They got plenty of juice on my recorder, so, yeah, we could talk forever. We'll break this one up into two podcasts. Yeah.

41:16 So, yeah, the idea that we have all this nuclear material in a deteriorating economy cannot be a formula for success. No, but, hey, it happened just after the Cold War ended, and we did survive. Let's hope the same thing happens this time. That's all we can do, right? We got no power over that shit. True. But I can see a really strong, possibility here.

41:44 And that is with them too much. And so they start, selling, or it's about 16ft to your next turn. So. So they start, you know, selling or giving away material to some, you know, other state actors that can actually would be willing to do some shit to us. Right. You know, I'm not just talking dirty bomb.

42:07 I'm talking like, like take out one of our out one of our buster. Take out a city of ours. You know, and you know, we got a lot of cities, but still.

42:20 You know, that's why the Russians need somebody doesn't say, go that way. Oh. Think so? Yeah. Okay. We'll follow.

42:32 Yeah. I'm relying on your math again. This is a mistake. And it might be. We shall find out. Looks like going. Wants us to go. At least we're still blue. Okay. Red and blue dots.

42:49 Smurf. Smurf. Man. So I could imagine this, like, nightmare scenario where Putin is, like, backs on the wall. He just not on the right when they work in the right way. Okay, so like I said, I could see this nightmare scenario where Putin's got his back against the wall. Maybe like, you know, the people the Russians are starting to call the Russian people are starting to call for his removal.

43:13 And I mean, that's that's let's hope. You know, he might be some kind of crisis. That could be really scary for a world. And it is. So what they're doing is going to tighten things in Russia. The.

43:30 For lack of a better term, their consumer price index is going to go up. There's going to be inflation. It's going to be a costly war. Yeah.

43:39 Yeah. Like you know we undermine them in Afghanistan. You know still have to keep going that way. Oh, okay. Okay. Okay. I thought it was short and sure, because, sure, we can keep going on.

43:54 So we undermine the shit out of her, right? So when the Russians were in there, that was their Vietnam, right? Like they were mired down in their big time, and, Well, our special forces, CIA and Delta Force and all that were training operatives to, you know, beat the shit out of them. Hell, yeah. And we were supplying, you know, when training.

44:20 Right. And so they were trying to play the long game there. And we're like, okay, so basically we trained bin laden, you know. Yeah. I mean, you probably heard about that. I did, you know, that bin laden was working for the CIA at one point? Yeah. So you can see how someone like him could see, oh, it's all just, you know, chess.

44:40 You know, it's all geopolitics. I mean, the Greeks who ran Russia's intelligence agencies for decades is definitely going to look at it like a chess game, right. And so we're going to Maya them down in Ukraine. Now we do this, pull the same shit. Ukraine. You heard about us giving them shoulder fire, missiles and all this shit. Right.

44:57 But we're also taking it to another level. Where?

45:03 We're also going farther than the normal sanctions. Right. We're sanctioning them. Whatever. It comes to Swift, which is major organization right? Between banks. Where. Yeah, that's how you move money. It's how you move money. You ain't going to be able to move your money if you aren't a Swift member very easily. Right. Ukraine is trying to put trying to pressure Coinbase and other major crypto exchanges to deny Russian users to cut that out of their.

45:35 Yeah. That's crazy. I don't think it's really a good idea to put, you know, too much pressure on a, on the largest nuclear power in the world that that that seems like, not a good thing. All right. And Putin has already signaled using. We just follow this on around. This is chestnut. We go in the right way.

45:52 All right. Finally. All right. So anyway, you know, Putin has already indicated that, you know, he's already said the said the phrase, you know, nuclear option. So that's not cool, man. Yeah. Yeah. But I mean, I, I see what you're saying. Putting pressure on him is a careful dance, but we can't just let them do what they want.

46:17 Why? We do what we want. Well, if we let them do what they want, then somebody else that we have a problem doing with what they want. We'll do what they want. Like China and Taiwan. Okay, well, how come though? How come the world didn't put sanctions on us when we went into Iraq? They should have. But so we do what we want because we're the largest superpower.

46:35 We're the only superpower left in the world, right? So does for us to say what Putin is doing is wrong. It's only fair if we say what we did was wrong, too. I mean, I completely agree with you, but we will. We could say what we did was wrong, but our government will never say it. Yeah, sure. And I, I think you're right.

46:53 I mean, I don't think any body should be able to run roughshod over the world and just claim shit. Can we turn left on the. Yeah, unless we just say they're terrorists. And then, you know, we create the pejorative label, you know, the bad. There's a bad guys. So let's do not against the bad guy. Yeah, there's the bad guys again.

47:13 We self-determined them to be the bad guy. If it turns out that. I mean, it seems like the Ukraine doesn't want this. So if it if there's a preponderance of evidence that they don't want to be conquered or annexed or whatever you want to say, then maybe you do come to someone's age who doesn't want that.

47:35 Unless it's us doing it, and then no one's there to come to the aid because there's no other opposing force. True. Which, you know. So, yeah. So the Iranians were doing, you know, countertops. The Iranians were doing like, you know, their Secret Service missions. Right? You know, in against the United States in Iraq. You know, but, you know, so in charge, it's hard to describe, but we're so on top of everything.

48:02 Like, we were so in charge of everything that we had all the intelligence. So what was going on before they could get something out? Before they could pull something off? It was squelch. There you go. Yeah. And we just were on it, right? I mean, we had surveillance techniques that they didn't even knew existed. Yeah. So we're watching them in ways, you know, they didn't even know their meal, watched it.

48:24 But yeah, it's not a it's not some kind of thumbnail sized bug in a, in a picture in there. In. Right. Exactly. It's like canvasing, surveillance, you know, and then all of a sudden, you know, their vehicle blows up. There's four of them traveling in a vehicle to go do something. And before they get there, just all of a sudden, boom.

48:46 You know, judge, jury, executioner. No trial. Nothing. No. No capture. Just gone. Makes sense. I mean, so when you're the largest power in the world, you do shit like that. Yeah. And, you know, I'm firmly in the camp, but both of us were, you know, serving our country at one point. But I'm firmly in the camp. That just because I served my country doesn't mean make each and every action they perpetrate.

49:14 Correct? Very true. We are supposedly supposed to, you know, have enough to the Constitution, not to general or to a unit or anything like that. It's not a person. It's not a cult of personality. It's you are dedicated to. Right. But good luck, Mister private. You know, pulling the. That's unconstitutional. Yeah, yeah, especially in a theater of war out in the theater.

49:37 Right? Yeah, but if you're. I could see you unsuccessfully pulling it when you're in basic. That'd be great. Yeah. Like, fuck this. I'm out. And here's how I'm going to do it. Conscientious objector. Yeah, right. A year into your sign up, motherfucker. Yeah. Right. It's like you've had 365 days to figure this out. What the fuck? So what you did is you committed to the military, and now you realize you don't like it anymore.

50:05 I mean, it's not. It's because it's not like playing Call of Duty. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. And your and your friend didn't respond? Yeah. Oh, damn. I waited the respawn point for two days. Yeah. Damn. Well, I collected his dog tags and everything, so he should have rest. Oh, shit. Oh, that's fucked up, I love it. Yeah, yeah, it's like playing the real Call of Duty, you know?

50:36 Yeah.

50:39 So when you play the real Call of Duty, your your your ex boxing catches on fire and your ISP, you're you're completely in the game forever. That would be a more realistic. Yeah. Version. Yeah. We were thinking was cool. That made sense. I was kind of thought that. But then when I saw that dead end kind of thing, I was like, maybe we need to turn back.

51:03 They save us Google maps. Yes. Let technology be all save you. Yeah. I bow to you. I supplicate at the altar of Google. Susie L.A. shaved the sidewalks down. Yeah, I think it's really cool. Yeah. So they use that diamond tip blade, and, you know, they cut the angle, right? And, you know, it's got that thing with the water jet so they don't make a huge cloud of concrete smoke, like 911.

51:29 Shit. Yeah. And so, you know, the amount of effort needs to do that is fucking substantial. Damn. And so that Marvel MCU mural on a on a fence with a with crossover with Star Wars, you got crossover to draw. Funny because we were talking about Star Wars. Wow, that's pretty neat. We did this job. Yeah, it was pretty good.

51:56 Little Star wars. Yeah. Let's get anyway. Yeah. So it just goes to show you that the, the labor is the so expensive, right? So it's cheaper to bring a person out there with the machine to cut it, rather than to replace the sidewalk. Yeah. Because the labor is so intensive. Right. And you can basically you're reacting to the context and environment in which the sidewalk exists.

52:23 You're saying, all right, this is happening. Let's amend the sidewalk so it still does what we want. Yeah. So second two. Wouldn't it be like kind of futuristic and make a lot of sense someday to where all road signs were gone? Because you can imagine the situation. Ukraine just did that to fuck up Russia. They did away all their roadsides.

52:43 Oh, I didn't know that. Yeah. Cool. So you can imagine the situation where, you know, all the vehicles are self-driving. Yeah. And so you wouldn't need street names. You wouldn't need, you know, it's all in the computer. It's all in the. You know, it's all in the digital map, right? So you don't even need street. All these signs every single time you go away, like, you know, there's no parking there because the Russian nesting dolls totally gets into our conversation.

53:11 Everything's like tying in today. Go ahead. Yeah. So you don't need it. We going straight? Yeah. So you don't you don't need any, any signage of any kind anymore in the situation where it's all self-driving, all digital. See what I'm saying? And, you know, that also goes back to they may have not necessarily tell it that much because they have the GPS.

53:33 Yeah, exactly. We're putting this person in operation.

53:42 Right. So I can imagine like every road sign going away because, you know, the speed limit, you know, the name of the street, you know the position, you know. Right. Right. So if it's and what a what a better looking environment that would be. So you can imagine like all the telephone wires and all the telephone poles and all the electrical wires all going underground.

54:02 Right. All the road signs disappearing. What what a more pleasant landscape we would have for minutes, Could you imagine that? Yeah. You're not going to have. You may even end up dropping some social divisions that are exactly, you know, as far as street or neighborhood or locality. Yeah. And you can imagine a situation where like yeah that's like a canopy that could be created over every road.

54:32 And then the with solar panels on that canopy and then that the solar panels charge the lights at night. Are the energy stored for the. Yeah. Whatever infrastructure you have, it helped power it. Right. And then the EV charging ports are everywhere, so everyone has one. It's so crazy about the EV charging ports, depending on the charging port, how much it delivers.

54:56 Yeah, they may require as much power as 100 to 300 houses. Sure. Yeah. No doubt. I mean, it's pushing a 2,000 pound thing down the road. I mean, of course, couldn't take a lot of energy. Yeah, yeah, I think a lot of people, you know, they see the solar canopy next to the charging port that they're using and they're like, oh, that powering it.

55:18 No, no, no, that's just running the electronics of the device itself. Yeah. You need like 20 acres of solar panels, solar panels for what you eat. Well, that's what I mean. If there was a canopy over all the streets, then we'd have that. Yeah. Yeah. And then I'll second to, like, imagine if we developed the world like, you know, keeps going the like develop, developing, develop.

55:40 Right. And we started to intensify, get more like, clustered into cities, you know, which are way more efficient. All this. Right. Right. You can imagine, like, this point in the future where every sky speck of access to the sky is a resource, right? So like, almost like the canopy and the rainforest, you know, the old growth tree,

56:06 This whole thing. Oh, yeah. That is cool. So you have this whole canopy in the rainforest where the the vegetation itself has created this, like, monopoly on the sky. Oh, right. And so I can imagine, like, human development being the same way. Get to a certain point where, like, every, you know, aspect into the sky is a is a valuable commodity.

56:30 Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I'm trying to say. Yeah, you're trying to say that just like certain ecosystems take over the most valuable real estate to garner the best resources, so will we. Right, right, right. And then you could imagine, like these certain entities creating monopoly on the airspace. Open airspace. Right. Like, as open air space becomes more and more of a premium thing as say, we get actually get our flying cars.

57:03 Yeah. Well, right now open airspace is, like, so common, we don't even think about it. Right. You know, but you can imagine. But the important thing here is you don't own the airspace above your house. Yeah. Probably don't even know in the mineral rights to the land. You your house at all? Yeah. I don't know how far down you own.

57:20 I don't know you don't own to the center of the earth, I don't know.

57:25 How could you, anyway? Right, right.

57:30 What? I'm just saying, you know, you started digging and selling the dirt and your property. How far could you go with that before? Right before someone shut you down. Yeah. Say you were on. You were next to a mineral or a an emerald mine. And you knew you had some emeralds on your property. And if you strip, mind your own property.

57:52 Yeah. He gets mad. You got an acre of land and you're down like a quarter mile. Yeah. You're probably getting some intention. Yeah, yeah. You know, the volume of Earth that is on. My goodness, it's a lot. Which way? We are going to the left on people. All right.

58:12 And then. And then a right and then a writer.

58:17 I'm guessing we'll be taking out right soon.

58:22 We'll take it right on E 16. Okay.

58:27 Which should be really close. Right.

58:33 So I put it on my sock the other day talking about another massive telephone pole. Look, John. Another another major Durst. Sleepy green giants. Green giants. Dude. Cream giant is buried that they are. It's all just look of him was massive pole. Sure. Why not? And so it's how he would have wanted it.

59:01 One last positive sound. Like presentation.

59:07 Saluting us for for all the time. Yeah. It's a memorial to the Green Giant. Oh ho ho! Every day as a request. Exactly. I want. Hello, hos.

59:23 Damn. Yeah, that's. That's just stupid shit right there.

59:29 So, you know, I have noticed that we've gotten real, real serious with these conversations. You know, we've moved away from our jovial. You know, our relationship has been tainted because because our our our need to drive content for our podcast. Yeah. I mean, we've been gotten so serious. And, if, like, not our dynamic, our dynamic has always been cutting up.

59:52 Yeah, yeah, it's this podcast is talking about for an hour and a half, the green giant's penis. I mean, that would have been normal for us, right? Like going off, like, you know, what is what squirts out the top and, you know, and I love it on an acronym of a positive phallic presentation. Yeah. I mean, like string beans or is it more just peas or.

1:00:17 Yeah. And also really, how much grooming does this man doing? I mean, yeah, it's got to be like a daily thing. Yeah. Is it, is it, is it like, you know, a cream of mushroom that sits out? I mean, I'm going. I think it's cream mushroom. I think it's true. Mushroom soup. Yes. And, and apparently there's an army of people employed cleaning it because I don't see any mess back there.

1:00:42 Doing a set job. And does it just randomly spew like a geyser in nature? Like Old faithful? Yeah. People come as tourists to watch. Yeah. It's like at 4:00 every day, the Green Giant will be masturbating. It's not a really. Right. Yeah. It's not a really unusual schedule. Like I. 4:15 a.m. on a Thursday. Yeah. Next week it'll be on the zenith.

1:01:08 Yeah. He gets really excited when he sees a full moon. Yeah, well, we figured it out. It's a combination of tides. The moon. You know, it's seasonal and wartime. Sunrise is because he doesn't want to be caught when pants down, when the sun's coming up. And this is like crock work. Trust me. Clockwork.

1:01:31 I mean, we've even gotten to the point where we can capture every last drop and flash freeze it. Oh, shit. For consumption. Oh, no. It's a food source in the community. Yeah, it's it's the Green Giant. It doesn't just go to fertilizer. Yeah, that's not landfill. That's cream of the crop. Boom.

1:01:53 So does this cream create your crops or feed your crops? Oh, it's like, you know, every cream of you insert name here. Soup is derived from Old faithful Baghdad.

1:02:03 So we've got everything from cream of some young guy to you. Bet you bet. Cream. Mushroom. Cream chicken. Yep. Cousin Charlotte, North Carolina. They have the Green Giant buried, and only his dick is sticking out. It's so reliable. We've even run. We've even run wires on it. Green Giant Corp guys are. Amen. There's a whole cult built up around that religion.

1:02:26 We are going that way. Left? Yeah. There's a there's a whole religion built up around it. Got a call following in their robes. There was there, there, over there with their mouths at the hall. Yes. Holy. Got buckets and buckets of. Yeah. Just hoping to get some splash.

1:02:45 Like the Jonas Brothers with their hot phone. Oh, God, they do that? No. South Park episode. Okay. The South Park episode where they were the Jonas Brothers were wearing purity rings, and Mickey Mouse was explaining, that's how we can sell sex. The little girls. Wow. Because Christians are stupid. Wow. So, one of the Jonas Brothers decides that he doesn't want to wear the purity ring anymore, and Mickey Mouse comes in gangs.

1:03:12 Thompson. Wow. And then they're talking about that this holiday Jubilee or whatever. Where the. With the Jonas Brothers, they're going to spray their hot foam like fire hoses of foam out into the crowd. That's so messed up. And all the girls are going crazy. Yeah. Well, not far from our Green Giant idea just to get Disney involved, which is fantastic.

1:03:34 I mean, yeah, you saw the South Park where we're Mickey Mouse is like, the coronavirus came because Mickey Mouse was fucking a bat. I didn't, but that's fucking amazing. Yeah, they have Randy going over to China to sell his weed. And, he hooks up with partying with Mickey Mouse over there, and they find themselves in an alley.

1:03:52 Fucking a bat. And Mickey Mouse explains it as it's just a mouse with wing. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. So basically, Randy and Mickey Mouse fucking a bat in an alley is the source of coronavirus. Well, how?

1:04:11 Oh, I went for the best. I wish I was creative enough to write with those guys. Right? Jesus, I know I'm not. I would love to just have it. Have a go at it. Right. Just go on that weekly retreat. They go on and see what you can come up with. Just cut up with them. Yeah. Oh, damn.

1:04:27 Dude, we're way closer than I thought. Help was here. That was cool. All right. Kind of have a new route then. That. That whole area back there is awesome. We can go down pecan. I like it. And then play with our chestnuts next to the green giant's penis. Yeah. So, you know, we have to salvage our relationship and go back to being positively pedestrian and just be ourselves and cut up more about stupid shit.

1:04:51 Yeah, because, you know, if that's probably what makes us unique anyway, right? You know, anybody can. Well, not anybody. Anybody can pontificate on this shit. Yeah, pretty much anybody can act cerebral. Yeah, but but but it's boring. You know, we need to. We need to get the spice. That's what the listener or maybe we got to do. Listener.

1:05:10 Maybe we need to set a timer and, like, okay, we've had 20 minutes of seriousness. Seriousness? Yeah. You know, we have, like, a, like a random funny icon upstairs. Yeah. This is the interlude. Like, it's time to not be serious. All right. You see in this. All right. Cool. That was an hour. Awesome.