Dr. Pee Pee & The Green Giant's Dick

0:00 Yeah. So they're basically sham businesses that is using it to gobble up real estate. Yeah, they're gobbling up real estate, but they're also making money from people reserving things and coming in on their own. And they're also making the money off the PPE loans. Yes, yes, yes. All right. The, the we need something to support our employees, but.

0:22 Oh, we don't have any employees, right. We did for the time when we needed to for the PPE. Yep. And it was my brother and my cousin. Yeah. And I'll go ahead and make sure they get paid. Yeah. Like, you know, for the day that they were employees. It's like they get $100,000 for that day. Yeah. There's so many damn scams out there.

0:49 But, yeah, they sound scammy, but they're getting screwed, too, because they haven't figured out how to do it. Yeah. So that's the article about these businesses, these wreck tech businesses that are like a gym with out employees, you know, and so rec is like rec, not. Yeah. Sorry. Rec like recreational. Gotcha, gotcha. And in essence, Randy customers, you know, say the ping pong ball, ping pong plays you're describing, there's a couch beside the ping pong table.

1:27 Gotcha. A couple decided to get frisky in a private pod. Private pod. And so the security team had to say over the intercom, hey, keep it clean. Oh my goodness. And, they're using, like, the, NFC type technology on people's phones to go ahead and be a one tap with you in. So we're not doing okay.

1:55 Gyms are having the same problem. People are stealing. They merchandise and things like that for an employee, like gym or no employee gym. Gotcha. So. So they can have their home gym? Yeah. Half the equipment they stole from the rec. I guess there's no place. Okay, but, yeah, I just don't. I don't see this working for me.

2:20 You you think it would work for you? No way. I want to go to a place that has employees. Yeah, well, typically, like when you go to the gym, you're. Yeah, you're there to work out, but you're also there to work out amongst others and feel like you're a sense of something. Right? Yeah. Like, what if that draws a crowd like a crowd?

2:37 Yeah. And what about working out around others where there's no supervision? I don't trust people. Yeah. Right. Someone, someone offers you steroids by. By gunpoint. Right. It's like instead of those now. And take those right now. Injected. Now you're going to be like me.

2:56 It's creating just these, like, evil, muscle bound clones. Yes. I'm building a Russian super army. January 6th was just a taste.

3:10 Who didn't didn't just take the Ukraine. Right. That's because I sent an email. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I know why. Why Russia invaded Ukraine. So I sent an email. There we go. There we go. Or it could get even worse. Somebody could be like, I'm about to invade Uranus. Yeah. It's like, Oh, God. They hold you there until you fall in love with the captors.

3:38 And then now you're. That's how they build their army. Oh, God. They're musclebound, brute force guy army. Oh, Jesus. So I have a theory. Yeah, that, we could talk about that since we talked about it for six. Brought a topic to mind. Oh, what's the word association there, Chris? Let's go for. I'm ready. Yeah, that was just.

4:04 That was a ten point word. So, I have this theory that, like, when society puts a lot of constrictions on something that's in our nature, right? Then a subculture will get created to express that nature which must come out right. It's like a pressure cooker type situation. Yeah. Yeah. I kind of like the response to the Victorian sexual oppression.

4:27 Yes. Right, right. So like in modern, you know, US society, we still have this puritan bullshit attitude towards sex and sexuality and stuff, right? And so it's always there's always been an underground. There's always been like a sorry. I mean, there's always been like, underground sex clubs and, you know, all these things. It's always been, as far as I know, it's always been part of the royal sex club.

4:50 Yeah, just like a speakeasy when they put the restrictions on alcohol. Yeah, yeah, whatever. Vice is popular in society, if you try to restrict it, you're going to have a knee jerk reaction where there's a place people can get it. So a subculture will get created. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. And so like I think that, you know, that's the same thing holds true today when you talk about LGBTQ because like, you know, we got gay friends, we have lesbian friends.

5:16 We don't think we had and don't think twice about it. I've even dated lesbians. Oh, there you go. I am a lesbian. Yeah. So, you know, we we don't think twice about it. Like amongst our friends. It's nothing. It's not even a thing, right? Yeah. It's. It's what you've decided to do. And you can go ahead and do it.

5:36 Right. But society for so long, you know, is frowned upon. Those type of promiscuous behaviors and, you know, same sex promiscuous behaviors and what they called deviant and all this, but all it is, is just a response to all of it is, anyway, just a response to the repressed human sexuality, because humans are naturally very promiscuous creatures. Yeah.

5:56 So, like, you put all these and social restrictions on, on top of it and then what you get is the nature of mankind still forcing itself out. See what I'm saying? That and you know, just like with anything, there's a spectrum of preference. I don't know. Right. I mean, there's just going to be people who prefer just about anything that is just.

6:19 Yeah. Yeah, absolutely. There's like, highly promiscuous and then there's highly deviant, you know, behaviors amongst human beings. But that's important. I mean, that's all part of, like, you know, propagating the species, you know. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, you know, it's people are sitting there saying, hey, you know, two guys being together doesn't propagate the species. But, you know, there are certain modern things where it does, because we have adoption and we have, surrogates and things like that.

6:50 So a stable home and a platform to build a family does propagate the species. Yeah. I mean, it takes a village, right? You know, and so if a gay couple gets together and they have a shit ton of money or a stable home, why the fuck not? Let's do this. Yeah, that's that's a good thing idea about, like, the greater social needs, right.

7:12 Being met by these. But you know, what I was talking about is just the more basic. I mean, you're right about that for sure, but, that's like next level. I'm talking about just the basic, like, so human beings, like, you know, we'll fornicate when, when premature people will fornicate playing around, exploring. Yes. Very much. All right. Okay.

7:32 And sometimes that involves same sex activity. Sometimes it's not right. Right. But like, it's completely natural for every species to have, like, a free, pubescent fornicate eve, you know, type thing with each other. Right, right. Because they're trying to work on the bodies, you know, like playing with the bars, open a shower or whatever, and. Oh, right.

7:53 Yeah, whatever it might be. Exploring their bodies, getting ready for it, for game plan, playing doctor. Whatever. Yeah. Oh, gosh. We have this funny thing those, Oh my gosh, so funny. Oh, my son was on the playground, daycare when he was quite young. And there. Yeah. And they were playing the game ball doctor. Oh, shit.

8:15 And, this was all being led by by this girl. But this young girl of course it was, you know, and she was basically having the guys, the boys take, take their puppies out, and she was playing doctor VIP, like, I guess inspecting them right? It's so funny. And so. Oh, it says that, this guy crack. Yeah.

8:36 Dude. He goes yeah, she she she played it out. Adam. But but his doesn't get big. Oh my God. So anyway, we. That's good. Oh my gosh, did we get a laugh at that? Yeah. But the typical response like American response to that would be like, oh my God, give me a break. Yeah, it's I mean, kids, kids playing fucking doctor.

9:06 They're exploring the whole of human experience. And no one was hurt. Exactly. It wasn't violated. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? He he has his penis touched by a girl. I mean, to Mark, I mean, I think a worst things. Yeah, a lot worse, but at the same time, like what? Harm? Yeah. Anyway. What I mean, I guess in this day we should know about the doctor people.

9:31 Probably so. But, you know, and there was, there was conversation made and most of it was light hearted conversation. Right. Pay it. Pay more attention next time, you know, it's, you know, hey, they're doing this over here in the corner. Something going on behind the tree and yeah. And so to this day, doctor, peepee is like a phrase in our house.

9:51 That's so funny. That's beyond hilarious. And, I mean, I ask you from time to time if she wants to go plays a doctor movie. Because my kids are big and, like, mine gets big. Yeah, exactly. I mean, you got to make sure that you set expectations.

10:10 Yeah. It's freaking hilarious. Dude, that is hilarious, man. Spice of life though. Yes. Yeah. So, anyway, this this, sex thing. So here we have people highly promiscuous by nature, right? That's part of being a human being. Is this to be promiscuous, crave multiple partners throughout your life, variety, all this kind of stuff. Novelty, all this stuff.

10:34 We know capped by this, you know, 1600 mentality to, you know, sexuality. You got to wait till you're married. So another boundary is it's, the diseases we can catch. Yeah. Right. There's, there's natural barriers, but the prevalence of those really aren't, aren't as, serious as led to playfulness is on the rise in your honor. Well, okay, you go out and you have sex.

11:03 What's your chances again? Probably pretty low. Plus, the symptoms, you're going to notice a big canker. Yeah. You're going to notice sores over your entire body. Dude, I've had so plenty of sex in my lifetime. Unprotected plenty and plenty of that. Yeah, and never even had an itch down there. So I'm very skeptical about the, so some of the disease transmission reasonably just, fear, uncertainty and doubt.

11:32 Keep it in her pants. Yeah. So lots more cells with the 1600 mentality I think. So I think it's I think that that's talked about more than it's an issue because, if it ties in with the old school mentality. Yeah. And then. Yeah. Yeah. Let's take that even further. Is that, you know, most, most fathers, you know, it really comes down to, to the female.

11:54 Oh hurry, hurry. Oh it comes down to the female. Right. Like to the end of the females or comes down to the female. The fathers want their daughters to say to stay pure, you know, chaste and not deflowered and all this nonsense. All right, get up. Put the chastity belt on. Except we don't have the physical one. So let's put the middle one on.

12:17 There you go. Exactly. So then what happens is these kids are have this natural prepubescent and pubescent sex or out sexual, you know, urges. And so then they it starts coming out and all these derivative ways so that now the like God's loophole. Yeah. Slippery out. That's right. Or do we need to like that I hope to God we don't need to explain that.

12:43 Now if we have any listeners that have Google, okay. So yes, please Google God's loopholes. Two girls with guitars and they're hilarious. Yeah. So anyway, it comes down all these different ways. And now the kids are indoctrinated into this subculture, right? Yep. That then is there. There is. Pick up that slack and then that subculture brings with it a whole bunch of misinformation and bullshit ways of acting and living that are probably inappropriate for that age.

13:14 Right? Just like any subculture would. I mean, are subcultures for, perpetuating eating disorders? There you go. Yeah. So that's a that's another thing like to eat is fucking human. Right. Then you have this superhuman image you're trying to maintain. Yes. And so then you get the fall off from that. So same idea. Yeah.

13:40 And so you keep adding all that up and you have this kind of twisted relationship between, you know, who you are, who you're trying to be, and nature. Yeah, right. You're looking at odds with that. Yeah. And they're inconsistent. And that's that presents a really high level of stress. And, you know, difficult for a young wife. So I'm not saying like, you know, all children should be out frolicking all day, but maybe sort of something like that.

14:09 Yeah. I mean, all right, it goes with the Montessori school mentality of explore and learn on your own with support. Right. And, it's,

14:26 So I'm not saying that that should be happening with sexual encounters, but I'm saying, yes, we're having with sexual education. Yes. You shouldn't there shouldn't be a stigma surrounding your personal exploration of yourself. Definitely. Because, yeah, okay. It's not it's totally a victimless crime here. Yeah, I would say unless it's unless it's involving pornography and all that. Yeah.

14:52 Because then it can get like a really twisted thing going in the mind. Right? Right. Because. Seeking external stipulation like that, you can find some warped stuff real quick. Yeah. And you can it can it can negatively shape your expectations of what to expect with sex and oh, yeah, you know, even, boundaries, everything else. Even Jada Pinkett Smith, right, was talking about on her red table talk show that she used to be addicted to porn.

15:22 So. Right. And she said something to the effect of and negatively affected what she expected out of men. Gotcha. And actually her and Will Smith had to work through it. Interesting. So she expected him to be some kind of sex god. He wasn't.

15:39 Oh, that's that that's the wife. Yeah. Oh, okay. Okay. Sorry. I thought oh, that's not her. No, that's Will Smith's wife. Gosh. Okay. The daughter's named Willow. Oh I see, I don't I don't know their family. Yeah. Well I mean from the celebrity side, like, you know, me and celebrity. I don't know shit. I hear you, I just pick up random tidbits sometimes.

16:01 Yeah. So. But I thought that little bit was interesting. So, you know, you have this, like, creature, this mankind who's highly promiscuous and, like, wants to have this exploration of sexual expression and, you know, have that be a part of their life. Yeah. And then you have this really not, I want to say repressive, but, you know, kind of mixed message and at a minimum society, you know, right.

16:29 Kind of selling you stamp that down, you know, you're not a good husband if you are thinking about others and not a good wife, you're protected by other men. And but that's happening, right? Right. And then there's the omnipresent pornography, you know, and all that through and all and all the bear traps that are there in, you know, inevitably trying to get a credit card, you know, other things like the bear trap that is, say, Ashley Madison or Tinder.

16:58 Right, right. It's omnipresent. Kind of waiting for you. Yeah, to, do your credit card and let you make a mistake. Yeah. And, you know, there's there's different times where this shit ebbs and flows and someone, you know, could find themselves on something like that and getting carried away in a way they didn't expect. Right. And I think that if, if you're, if you're more open with it in your relationship and you're more open with it in the household, then it's more likely to be talked about before it gets to this point where you're spending your credit card to write, move into this area.

17:39 Right? So I'm like, and it really would just this one's a facets of your relationship that you've got to take care of. Yeah, I agree. And arguably so it's one of the facets of a relationship with your child that you've got it deal with and talk about. You know, and for sure the communication is the key to all that.

18:05 No, no doubt about it. You know, if you have the open communication you could get by these these barriers, these problems. Yeah. Before work, before they arise. Yeah. But you have to have that kind of relationship, you know. So some people just mentioning it would be like a sign of cheating. Right. Right. Or they take it so personally like, you know what's wrong with me, right.

18:24 They'd say I'm the one in the wrong. Why have I not provided why have I not given these things right? Well, I'm not good enough, I'm not satisfying you, etc., etc.. Right. And then they internalize that and then you got a problem in your hand. Yep. But you know of the relationships that I know from friends, you know, over the years is that the all of them have had challenges.

18:48 Yeah. And I mean less so there's some significant unless your relationship has, in my mind deteriorated to the level of stable glue. Yeah. Then you're going to have challenges because you guys are growing. You're changing your dynamic. You're a person. Is that so? That's right. Right. God damn. Damn. Wow. That's a little hard to like for jeez. But yeah, I mean, so it comes down to that you got shit going on.

19:21 Everybody does. And if you don't talk about it as it's happening, then you're just going to move farther apart. And then there's all those intellectual justifications. Like I said before, you know, people talk themselves into it kind of yeah, you know, that's definitely a thing people do is they can talk themselves into things and other things all the time, and sometimes they inner voice will talk you into something that's probably not the best answer.

19:46 Did you do you ever think about like, this, this idea of you're like in some foreign country or something? And just do something that you don't normally do and like, get this person in another country pregnant. And then there's like, your child is being raised somewhere, like how how unusual that would be. Like, there's this orphanage in Iraq and there's had a bunch of blue eyed, like some, some gingers, even dad up in there, and they call them Delta babies because Delta Force was operating in, you know, the country for years.

20:19 Oh, damn. You know, so here's these like basically orphans right in this in this orphanage. Not casualties of war. No, but, you know, looking awfully westernized, you know? Right. Their genetics are, it's definitely showing through there. Yeah. And and don't forget the all the colonialism for all those years as well. Right. So you have, you know that going on as well.

20:41 So they run all this like weird seeding, if you will, of all these different places in the world and, all this amount of time. But the whole joke idea of Captain Kirk, the intergalactic slut, you know, you get lost. Pretty humanity throughout the galaxy. Yeah, yeah, he's over there. I mean, every other episode, he's having sex with something different.

21:02 That's crazy. So. So, pastor, maybe. And or aren't caught trespassing here. Even then, I prequel. So, Yeah. Do transgress. Anyway. A prequel to the, to the original. That enterprise. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The the engineer ended up accidentally having sex with, someone through some kind of, like, mind meld holodeck thing. He didn't even know he's having sex.

21:34 He just put his hands on some stones. And then, boom, he's pregnant. I see what a twist. Yeah.

21:47 And apparently, that might be a thing in the not so distant future. Is like, you know, artificial wombs for man. Who knows? Technology is going to do all kinds of crazy shit. What ended up being some kind of, like, button on his side? Yeah, yeah. And so now you have, like, eight year old gender reassignment surgeries, you know, with as the extreme edge of these type of things.

22:09 Right. But I was talking I mean, I really think we need to look at anything with some of the extremes. Let me just take a moment to examine it and say, is it the best thing for all involved? And most of the time the extremes are not. Yeah. And there's a certain age where that kind of stuff is just wildly inappropriate.

22:28 Well, you just with things like that, I really think anything from a tattoo to a piercing to gender reassignment, anything that's going to. Yeah, that escalated quickly. Right. Affect someone's life and they're the choices they can make for the rest of it. Yeah. Needs to be thoroughly examined. Can you can you go back and forth with the silent surgery?

22:54 I mean, I know you tattoo laser and you can take the earring out, right? But can you like I don't know enough about it to say, yeah, I don't know. Well, if they can go both ways, maybe they can just, I don't know, maybe they can. Maybe you look. What? Maybe. I mean, what do you make a vagina out of the penis?

23:10 Can you make a penis out of the vagina? I don't know that they can make a penis out of a vagina. Natural. Like like a virgin version. Like a virgin? What do you call it? Like virgin lumber?

23:26 Damn virgin resources. You got. I mean, I don't know it all in this question. Really? Yeah, I don't know. Yeah. We're not mocking it. We're just saying, like, what? Can. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. It's weird. Who knows? Yeah. So you know, and and that's, that's the thing to look at is that's really what we're spotlighting. The reversibility of it.

23:44 Yeah. Anything you do, you want to fail gracefully and be able to back it out. So pun intended. That's a good one.

23:56 Yeah. So who knows. Right. And all these things I think are just extreme derivatives of this sexual repression. And, you know, the inability to people to talk about it. And it's a taboo thing and all this, I think it all ties into, you know, this. Oh yeah, that's a hardcore force. They've got their own gas warmer. Hoo! I would love that.

24:18 I would have one of those two if I stole it. Right. I never pay for it. And they might have stolen. I'd have to do a search online, make sure it's not a IoT device with. And they come looking for it. Yeah, true. First and then, you know, once I. That was clear. Yeah, I knew I could get away with it.

24:35 I'd go for it. Does look like something someone acquired when they were the manager of a restaurant during the pandemic. And it was exactly what I was thinking exactly. It's like, okay, you guys did give me my last paycheck. Here it is. Yeah. And I have this 12ft, you know, neon Corona, you know, sign in my living room that came from there.

24:56 Do. And these 12 TVs, it was a sports bar that I wanted to visit. Yeah, exactly. Got a TV every five feet. Yeah, with the mounts. And, you know, I know what you pay for that. Right. So. Right. Why do you have that in your house? Oh, because I can. Yep. You want to watch the game? Yeah.

25:18 12 times. 12 different games, same time. Yeah. Let's do it. I think it's our hands. Did they end up making a speakeasy in their house? Right. Yeah. And it does better because they know the overhead. They actually make major money off of it. Right.

25:39 It's like they can afford to do vodka shots. That's the thing. Man. Over. Yeah. That's the thing is, overhead is hard to kill. Our man for business. It is, it is. We can do it out of your garage. Do it. Absolutely. Have you heard, have you heard some places in Vegas has started making a show of pouring out Russian vodka and replacing it with Ukrainian?

25:59 No way. Yeah, give me a break. Give me a break. Why? Hey, I don't know. I also hate Ukraine, and interestingly enough, is recruiting what they're calling an IT army. They are shooting hackers and, anybody who is willing to help them dos several targets on the Russian side. Really? Yeah. The state Duma, one of their arms of, their parliament, basically on that website's down, I think, 2 or 3 other state websites on Russia are down.

26:44 I see, so it's like the counter-strike of cyber terrorism. Yeah, whatever. And I mean, oh, no, the government websites to talk about how to get my recycling picked up is down. Oh no. Yeah. It's not it's really a a, hawking diver. It's a mental thing. It's, you know, it's something to let the Russians recognize what's happening if they can't already.

27:11 And then you have all the false white bullshit. The Russians take their own shit down and say these words are attacks are just in response to these. These happenings are true. But regardless, you know, that can either work in, Russians favor or against them, you know, depending on the perception in public. And they control the perception. The more angry.

27:33 Yeah. And it's all, you know, it's all what do they say is that truth was the first casualty word happening. Right. So it's just all I mean a propaganda machine has spun up everywhere. And I mean, Ukraine is trying to become a member of the EU, like real fast and quick. And you have all these, you have all these false flag operations all over the place.

27:54 It's just part of normal warfare. Right? I mean you can't, you can't separate these days. You can't separate psychological operations and modern warfare. Sure. They're one in the same. And then makes you wonder how far that you know how deep it goes. Right. So so he's like, spreading misinformation and it's on a rival social media, you know, to taint their public.

28:18 Yeah, that's a real thing there. It is absolutely a real thing. We've experienced it from two elections now. Yeah I mean that's what got Trump like the whole Cambridge Analytica thing and right. Gaming, gaming the votes really. And if anyone disagrees with this you can disagree with this all the hell you want. This is our opinion. Well, it's not really a conspiracy theory.

28:37 It's like there's some facts behind oh, there's a lot of facts behind it. The Cambridge Analytica, Facebook, Twitter, they were closing down accounts. And if they're closing down accounts, there's a reason, right? Right. And Cambridge Analytica, there's a court records. There's there's all these trappings of the legal system where it had to go through it because there was something wrong.

28:58 Yeah. All right. And so that misinformation becomes a large part of the budget of the campaign. Right? I'm sure like as a, as a necessary, you know, thing that you must do because in essence, it, it also every election it's a war, right. Just like yeah that like the what you see now with Ukraine and Russia. Yeah. That and you know, it's misinformation and you know, propaganda sets the foundation for that war.

29:28 Sure. And, you know, the idea that we're reduced that for elections is fucking horrid. It was horrifying. They were not trying to compete on actuality. So we're not trying to compete on the bedrock of reality. Who has the best ideas right? I mean, fuck it, we're already locked into the whole Democratic Republic anyway. So yeah, it's misinformation from this foundation.

29:52 You know, the idea that that we get choice, right? It's right. The idea that we have this choice to begin with is this is that illusion of choice. Anyway, it was all bullshit propaganda from the very beginning. So I guess this is just the modern expression of it playing out. You know, on the periphery, every country has to make their population easy to control, subjugate, control.

30:15 You know, it just makes sense. It's a civilization building thing, right? So there's just one version of control. I guess it's nicer to buy any government. Yeah. The whole pretend is nice. Like, it's nice to be able to pretend, right? So the people feel like they have some kind of say in here. Is a democracy going on? Yep.

30:37 When it's couldn't be further from the reality. Yeah, but it doesn't matter as long as it's what people believe now was real. And and that goes to everything that goes. Why is that though. Well I don't know. It goes to everything including the value of our money I guess is what I want to say it. Yeah. Is it just that were that were that like intoxicated.

30:59 I mean we are sick. We just can't have this sober reality to where we understand, like, all this stuff is just propaganda and misinformation. Well, the way humans work is we need to chunk things so we can process and we need to put them together. Right? Yeah. You need no one else. The thing for us, what we need to.

31:18 Even if we're thinking ourselves, we need to, aggregate things. We need to make quick decisions. We need to, you know, we think in patterns and, so, I mean, maybe this just really exploits that. That. Sure. Absolutely. 100%. And then it gives us this, you know, kind of intuition that we're living in a dystopian reality. And then that leads to all kinds of abusive behaviors, you know, like some of these behaviors.

31:49 In any.

31:54 So they so like when somebody's real well, someone has that intuition that their reality is not lining up with what their beliefs are. When someone has an intuition, their reality is not like that. Their what their beliefs are. You said, yeah. When, you know, someone is living and living and they understand they have an intuition that what they believe isn't consistent with reality.

32:17 Okay. Right. That's going to cause a constant pressure inside them. And so a lot of people almost like a depressive feeling because, you know, you're going to be like, what's wrong with me? Why why don't I you know, why, why don't I have a belief system that matches reality, right? Right. And then internalize that there's something wrong with me, not something wrong with society, something wrong with me.

32:41 So I'm saying, yeah, well, it's easier to say, well, it's easier to control. What's wrong with you. And it's easier to say if there's something wrong with me than to say there's something wrong with the machinations of this society that I am a piece of. Exactly. I have no control of exactly. That's exactly what I'm saying. And so then that drive driving an internal feeling of, you know, despair.

33:07 And then next thing you know, you start self abusing. Yeah, abusing those prescription drugs, you know, etc., etc.. You know, insert saying here yeah, yeah, yeah. Whatever advice you end up climbing onto or cope. Right. So it could be that you know, evening glass of wine, that's like three quarters of the bottle. You could be addicted to eating your mattress, I don't know.

33:29 Yeah, I heard of that. Hey, then don't knock it to the right. Right, I have it. It could be delicious. Once you go memory foam, never go back. I saw this hilarious TikTok, this mattress up on top of a top of a, van, truck, van, a car or something like that. Right? It's like a mattress. Like, you know, strapped to the roof.

33:50 Yep. And, the things, like the wind is catching underneath and so the mattress is like, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah shit. I mean, it says, you know, the caption was, wouldn't you transport? Be careful when you transport a memory foam mattress. That remembers what happened. Yeah, exactly. It's showing everybody what happened to, you know, just replaying those memories.

34:14 Yeah, that's pretty clever. Yeah. There's this funny one, two I saw the other day where this guy was like, this guy is, like, real distressed. It's like a kind of fat, balding, white dude with a wife beater on and like, a shirt over it, and he's walking all menacingly, right? Yeah. And there's a lady come the other way, and she, like, looks at her cell phone across the street.

34:34 Oh, yeah. Like, oh my gosh, get me away from that guy. Right. And then the guy who's like, having a mental health crisis, like, what's up? Is this like two black dudes with without bandanas around their face and he, he's like, oh, he checks his phone. He walks across the street.

34:51 And then two black dudes are walking this way. And they look down the street and there's a clown coming. Oh, shit. And they're like, hell no. And they cross the street. And then it keeps escalating. And then the clown is walking and a head is a ninja, like, you know, doing kicks and stuff. And the clowns like, oh, he needs to take his cell phone across the street.

35:09 There's like a couple more. And then the the ninja guy looks up and there's the guy from Texas Chainsaw Massacre walking Leatherface. Right. So the ninja crosses the street like, get me out of here. And then it finishes with, the girl from the ring comes the other way. Oh, damn. And weather face is like, hell no.

35:29 He pulls out his phone and search across the street. That's hilarious. And I was rolling laughing. That's pretty good. The ring girl was the top one, which is hilarious. Oh, yeah? Yeah. Nobody's mess. We go that way. Will that bring us back? No, no, no, I think it will. Yeah. Just the escalation is hilarious. It ends with the ring girl, though.

35:53 That's great. Yeah, that's pretty good. So I remember this one time I was, doing this, combat lifesaver training for these guys. You know, I had about a dozen or so, you know, soldiers. And I'm saying you're doing this combat lifesaver, cuz, you know, I'm the medic, so I need if there's, like, a mass casualty situation. We need this.

36:16 Yeah, I need to be able to call on some people. They have some some similar training. Okay. Yeah. So in the field, you know during the deployment you don't have the you don't have the rank structure to conduct like these formal training, you know, exercises like that. So, so to kind of offset that because there's always a need is like, hey, let's do some combat in some of our downtime.

36:38 Let's do some combat lightsaber training. Sure. So that you can help the medic if there's like a mass casualty situation. Yeah. Cool. So I'm there training these guys. And it got to a point where, like we've done we worked for some time. We were taking a break and these two guys know shit, we're going off and I'm talking like no less than an hour.

37:00 Debating whether you know which side of the force warning one, debating which side of the force was, you know, kind of right, you know, okay. And, yeah, I'm listening to him and they're just coming up with, like, some real stretch arguments. But, you know, it was real nerdy conversations, like, kind of enjoying it. But then I started getting on my nerves and, you know, like, what you have to do, you always have to, from time to time, pull some rank in or right, moderate.

37:29 So I was like, okay guys, enough is enough. You know, like, let's get back to work. A and but some of the arguments, right, such as like the things the Jedi's were doing wrong. Yeah. Like like how they were violating their own tenets and how really they were just hungry for power. They didn't really have a agenda.

37:52 That's an easy one, I guess, to say. You know, they weren't really drawn to some higher purpose. They just had a righteousness, right. You know, they were self righteous. Yeah. And so, you know, they they were no different than the Sith. It was just there, there were mongers. Right? They never tried to take the root of peace. They're about destruction and blah blah blah.

38:13 And then the dark side is just tapping into different forces, right? Yeah. Different emotions and different energies. Right. So how can that necessarily be evil or that. Yeah. If those energy, if those emotions are built into people in general, then why would you utilizing those emotions be negative? Yeah, right. You get the idea. Yeah. So yeah they're making some good points.

38:35 But you go on for an hour right. And then five minutes different. Yeah. So they're talking about the purity of different. You know you can have like a pure evil and pure you know kind of like and it's kind of like yeah. It's kind of like this chaotic good, you know, type thing. Chaotic evil. Yeah. Lawful good evil evil like a dad.

38:53 You know what I'm saying? Yeah, absolutely. So you have got, like, Yoda has these categories. Yeah. So Yoda would be like, you know, lawful Good. Yeah. You know, with that, with the, with the good side of the force, it's gone. What I was didn't worry. Use the things. Yeah. Or how much these are the you might earn silly insults.

39:16 That's so retarded. But we're hoarding ourselves. I mean, there's still that component of everyday there's a guy riding a horse. He's making positivity. Equestrian. Yeah. Positively equestrian podcast. Or that will be your pep in the morning and he's doing the class classy cyclists. You know everyone has a has a gimmick name. You know that's pretty decent but still pretty dumb.

39:43 Classy. The Classy Cyclist Podcast CCP yeah, that goes over real well actually during this whole Soviet Union, you know, Russia thing, the CCP, I think it was. Yeah, there we go. I don't remember what it stood for, but maybe either like Communist Russia, Soviet Union, yeah, go communism, you know, like their economy is so like nothing now. Really.

40:09 Yeah. And it's like creating a really dangerous, wow kind of thing in the world, right? I don't know anything bizarre. So, you know, it's creating this really bad situation because you have the largest nuclear arsenal in the world under deteriorating economy. You kind of see where that kind of like when communism first broke and all of these things were being sold that were, the trappings of the various industrial complexes the government no longer ran.

40:40 Yeah. You know, there's a huge entourage of some, some sort, you know, tapping into keeping track of all that shit. Oh, yeah. Now there is. Right. I guess that's why we have the oligarchs. They sold off so much. There's no pathway back that way. By the way, I think we we just added, like an hour to our walk.

40:58 Well, yeah. All right. We break out of that. Yeah. This is going to be a high exercise day six miles. No problem. They are putting in do some every quarter. So yeah we can talk forever. We'll break this one up into two podcasts. Usually. So yeah, the idea that we have all this nuclear material in a deteriorating economy cannot be a formula for success.

41:25 No, but, hey, it happened just after the Cold War ended, and we did survive. Let's hope the same thing happens this time. That's all we can do, right? We got no power. That's true. But I can see a really strong, possibility here. And that is we fuck with them too much. And so they start, selling your on Avenue.

41:51 It's about 16ft to your next turn. So. So they start, you know, selling or giving away material to some, you know, other state actors that can actually would be willing to do some shit to us. Right? You know, and I'm not just talking dirty bomb. I'm talking like, like take out one of our out one of our crew, Buster.

42:13 Take out a city of ours. You know, and, you know, we got a lot of cities, but still.

42:20 You know, that's why the Russians need some money. Doesn't say go that way. Oh. Thanks. So. Yeah. Okay. We'll follow. Their answer. Come rely on your map again. I know this is a mistake, and it might be. We want to show up right now. Looks like on Woodward. It wants us to go. At least we're still blue.

42:44 Okay, we're eating blue dots. Okay. Smurf. Smurf, man. So I could imagine this, like, nightmare scenario where Putin is like, he's just not on the right when no work and the right way. Okay, so like I said, I could see this nightmare scenario where Putin's got his back against the wall, maybe like, you know, the people the Russians are starting to call the Russian people are starting to call for his removal.

43:13 And, I mean, that's that's let's hope, you know, he might if there's some kind of crisis that could be really scary for world. And it is. So what they're doing is going to tighten things in Russia. And the. For lack of a better term their consumer price index is going to go up. There's going to be inflation. It's going to be a costly war.

43:36 Yeah. Yeah I mean like you know we undermine them in Afghanistan. You know we've got to keep going that way. Oh okay. Come on okay okay I thought it was Sean turn because sure we keep going on car okay. So we undermine the shit out of not. All right. So Afghanistan, when the Russians were in there, that was their Vietnam, right?

44:01 Got like they were mired down in their big time. And, he me where were our special forces, CIA and Delta Force and all that were training operatives? Do you know, beat the shit out of hell? Yeah. And we were supplying, you know, weapons training, right. And so they were trying to play the long game there. And, we're like, okay, so basically we trained bin laden.

44:28 Yeah, yeah. I mean, you probably heard about that. I did you know that bin laden was working for the CIA at one point? Yeah. So you can see how someone like him could see, oh, it's all just, you know, chess, you know, it's all geopolitics. I mean, no, I'll just bring the guy who ran Russia's intelligence agencies for decades.

44:45 Is definitely gonna look at it like a chess game. Right. And so we're going to mire them down in Ukraine. Now, we do this, pull the same shit. Are Ukraine, you remember about us giving them shoulder fired missiles and all this shit, right? But we're also taking it to another level. We're. We're also going farther than the normal sanctions.

45:06 Right. We're sanctioning them whenever it comes to Swift, which is a major organization, right? Between banks where. Yeah, it's how you move money. So you move money. You ain't going to be able to move your money if you aren't a Swift member very easily. Right. Ukraine is trying to, trying to pressure Coinbase and other major crypto exchanges to deny Russian users to cut cut that avenue.

45:35 Yeah, that's crazy, as I don't think it's really a good idea to put, you know, too much pressure on a, on the largest nuclear power in the world. But and that seems like, not a good thing. All right. And and Putin has already signaled using we just follow this on around. This is just not going the right way.

45:52 All right. Finally. All right. So anyway, you know, Putin has already indicated that, you know, he's already said the said the phrase, you know, nuclear option. So that's not cool man. Yeah. Yeah. But I mean, I see what you're saying. Putting pressure on them is a careful dance. But we can't just let them do what they want, why?

46:17 We do what we want. Well, if we let them do what they want, then somebody else that we have a problem doing with what they want, we'll do what they want. Like China and Taiwan. Okay, well how come? No. How come the world didn't put sanctions on us when we went to Iraq? They should have. But so they definitely we do what we want because we're the largest superpower.

46:35 We're the only superpower left in the world. Right? So that's for us to say what Putin's doing is wrong. It's only fair if we say what we did was wrong, too. I mean, I completely agree with you, but we will. We could say what we did was wrong, but our government will never say it. Yeah, sure. Yeah. Now you I think you're right.

46:53 I mean, I don't think any buddy should be able to run roughshod over the world and just claim shit. Okay, we turn left on the trans. Yeah, unless we just say they're terrorists. And then, you know, we create the pejorative label, right? So the bad guy, there's the bad guys. So let's unite against the bad guy. Yeah, there's the bad guys again.

47:13 We self determined them to be the bad guys. It turns out that I mean, it seems like the Ukraine doesn't want this. So if it if there's a preponderance of evidence that they don't want to be conquered or annexed or whatever you want to say, then maybe you do come to someone's aid who doesn't want that? Unless it's us doing it, and then no one's there to come to the aid because there's no other opposing force.

47:39 Drew, which, you know. So, yeah. So the Iranians were doing, you know, counter ops, the Iranians are doing like, you know, their Secret Service missions. Right? You know, in against the United States in Iraq and, but, you know, so in charge it's hard to describe, but we so on top of everything, like we were so in charge of everything that we had all the intelligence.

48:06 So we knew what was going on before they could get something out, before they could pull something off. It was squelch. There you go. Yeah. And we just were on it. Right? I mean, we had surveillance techniques that they didn't even knew existed. Yeah. So we're watching them in ways, you know, that are you know, they're being watched it.

48:24 Yeah. It's not a, it's not some kind of thumbnail sized bug in a, in a picture in their, in the cell. Right. Exactly. It's like canvasing, surveillance, you know, and then all of a sudden, you know, their vehicle blows up, there's four of them traveling in a vehicle to go do something. And before they get there, just all of a sudden boom.

48:47 Yeah. Judge, jury, executioner. No trial, nothing. No. No capture. Just gone. Make sense? I mean, so when you're the largest power in the world, you do shit like that. Yeah. And, you know, I'm firmly in the camp, but both of us were, you know, serving our country at one point. But I'm firmly in the camp that just because I served my country doesn't mean, like, each and every action they perpetrate.

49:15 Correct? Very true. Where you're supposedly supposed to, you know, have an oath to the Constitution, not to general or to it. Right, or anything. It's not a person. It's not a cult of personality. It's you are dedicated to. Right. But good luck, Mr. Private. You know, pulling the. That's unconstitutional. Yeah, yeah, especially in a theater of war out in the theater.

49:38 Right. Yeah. But if you're, I could see you unsuccessfully pulling it when you're in basic. That'd be great. Yeah. Like, fuck this. I'm out. And here's how I'm going to do it. Conscientious of Victor. Yeah, right. A year into your sign up, motherfucker. Yeah, right. It's like you've had 365 days to figure this out. What the fuck?

49:59 So what you did is you committed to the military. Now you realize you don't like it anymore. It's not. It's because it's not like playing Call of Duty. Yeah, yeah, exactly. And you're. And your friend didn't respond? Yeah. Oh, damn. I waited the respawn point for two days. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, they collected his dogs and everything, so.

50:24 Oh, you should arrest. Oh, shit. Oh, that's fucked up. I love it here. Yeah. It's like playing the real Call of Duty. You know? Yeah. When you play the real Call of Duty. Yeah, your your, your Xbox catches on fire and your ISP, you know, you're completely burns in the game forever. Yeah, that would be more realistic.

50:52 Yeah. Version. I tell you, we were saying it was cool. That made sense. I was kind of thought that. But then when I saw that dead end kind of thing, I was like, hey, we need to turn back. They save us Google Maps. Yes. It's what technology would be our savior. Yeah, I value I supplicate at the altar of Google.

51:14 Susie. Yeah. They shave the sidewalks down. Yeah, it's I think it's really cool. Yeah. So they use that diamonds it blade and you know, they cut the angle right. And you know it's got that thing with the waterjet so they don't make a huge cloud of concrete smoke like 911. Oh, yeah. And, so, you know, the amount of effort it takes to do that is fucking substantial.

51:36 Them. And so that horrible MCU mural on a on a fence with, well, with crossover with Star Wars, you're not crossover phase, you're talking about Star Wars. Wow. So that's pretty neat. You do this? Yep. Who? You know, it's pretty good. We'll stylized, you know let's good anyway. Yeah. So it just goes to show you that the, the labor is the so expensive.

52:06 Right. So it's cheaper to bring a person out there with a machine to cut it rather than to replace the sidewalk. Yeah. Because the labor is so intensive. Right. And you can basically you're reacting to the context and environment in which the sidewalk exists. You're saying, all right, this is happening. Let's amend the sidewalk. So it still does what we want.

52:30 Yeah. It's not seeking to wouldn't it be like kind of futuristic and make a lot of sense someday to where all road signs were done? Because you can imagine the situation. Crane just did that to fuck up Russia. They need way all the road signs. Oh, I didn't know that. Yeah, cool. So you can imagine the situation where, you know, all the vehicles are self-driving.

52:51 Yeah. And so you wouldn't need street names. You wouldn't need, you know, it's all in the computer. It's all in the, you know, it's all in the digital map, right? So you don't even need street and all these signs, every single sign could go away like, you know, there's no parking there because the, Russian nesting dolls totally gets in our conversation.

53:11 Everything's like tying in today anyway. Go ahead. Yeah. So you don't need. Are we going straight? Yeah. So you don't you don't need any, any signage of any kind anymore in the situation where it's all self-driving, all digital, I'm saying, and, you know, that also goes back to they may have not messed up that much because they have the GPS.

53:33 Yeah, exactly. We're putting this person in an awkward situation.

53:42 Right. So I can imagine like every road sign going away because, you know, the speed limit, you know, the name of the street, you know the position, you know. Right? Right. So if it's and what a what a better looking environment that would be. So you can imagine like all the telephone wires and all the telephone poles and all the electrical wires all going underground, right.

54:03 All the road signs disappearing. What a what a more pleasant landscape we would have for a minute, Could you imagine that? Yeah. You're not going to have. You may even end up dropping some social divisions that are exactly, you know, as far as street or neighborhood or locality.

54:25 Yeah. And you can imagine a situation where like yeah. That's like canopy that could be created over every road. And then the with solar panels on that canopy and then that the solar panels charge the lights at night. Or the energy. Sorry for the. Yeah. Whatever infrastructure you have, it help power it. Right. And then the EV charging ports are everywhere, so everyone has one.

54:49 What's so crazy about the EV charging ports? Depending on the charging port, how much it delivers? Yeah, they may require as much power as 100 to 300 houses. Sure. Yeah. No, no, I mean, it's pushing a 2,000 pound thing down the road. I mean, of course, couldn't take a lot of energy. Yeah, yeah, I think a lot of people, you know, they see the solar canopy next to the charging port that they're using and they're like, oh, that's powering it.

55:18 No, no, no, that's just ruining the electronics of the device itself. Yeah. You need like 20 fucking acres of hit solar panels, solar panels for charging. Well, that's what I mean. If there was a canopy over all the streets, then we'd have that. Yeah, yeah. And then I was thinking too, like, imagine if we developed the world like, you know, keeps going the turn, like developed, developing, developed help.

55:40 Right. And we started to intensify, get more like, clustered into cities, you know, which are way more efficient. All this. Right? Right. You can imagine, like this point in the future where every sky speck of access to the sky is, a resource, right? So, like, almost like the canopy in the rainforest, you know, the old growth tree,

56:06 This whole thing. Oh, yeah. That is cool. So you have this whole canopy in the rainforest where the the vegetation itself has created this, like, monopoly on the sky. Right. And so I can imagine, like, human development being the same way, get to a certain point where, like, every, you know, aspect into the sky is a valuable commodity.

56:30 Yeah, yeah. I mean, I'm trying to say. Yeah, you're trying to say that just like certain ecosystem take over the most valuable real estate to garner the best resources. So we'll wait right, right, right. And then you can imagine, like the certain, entities trading Napoli on the airspace, open air space, right. Like as open airspace becomes more and more of a premium thing as say, we get actually get our flying cars.

57:03 Yeah. Well, right now open air space is, like, so common. We don't even think about it, right. You know, but you can imagine. But the important thing here is you don't own the airspace above your house. Yeah, probably don't even own the mineral rights to the land. You your house though? Yeah. I don't know how far down you own.

57:20 I don't know, you don't own to the center of the earth. I don't know. How could you anyway? Right, right. But I'm just saying, you know, if you started digging and selling the dirt and your property, how far could you go with that before. Right before selling it to stretch it out? Yeah. Say you were on. You were next to a mineral or, an emerald mine.

57:45 And you knew you had some emeralds on your property. And if you strip on your own property, yeah, you gets mad. You got an acre of land and you're down like, a quarter mile. Yeah. You probably getting some attention. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The volume of Earth that is. Oh my goodness. It's a lot. Which way we are going to the left on people.

58:08 All right.

58:12 And then and then it right and then right. I'm guessing we'll be taking a right soon. What? We'll take a right on E 16. Okay. Which should be really close. Right. So I put on my sock the other day, I'm talking about another massive telephone pole. Looks. Another another major girth. So if the Green giant's green giant, Dick Green Giant is buried back there, the.

58:48 It's all this luck of him was massive pole. Sure. Why not? And so it's how he would have wanted it. One last positive phallic presentation. Saluting us for for all his time. You know, it's a memorial to the Green Giant. Hey! Oh ho ho! Every day is a request. Exactly. I want ho ho ho ho!

59:23 Damn. Yeah, that's that's just stupid shit right there. So, you know, I have noticed that we've gotten real, real serious with these conversations. You know, we've moved away from our jovial. You know, our relationship has been tainted because because our, our our need to drive content for our podcast. Yeah. I mean, we've been getting so serious and, it's like, not our dynamic or dynamic has always been cut.

59:51 No. Yeah, yeah. And so this podcast is talking about for an hour and a half, the green giant's penis. I mean, that would have been normal for us. Yeah. Like going off. Like, you know, what is what squirts out the top and you know. Yeah, I love it on an acronym of a positive phallic presentation. Yeah. I mean, like, shoots string beans or is it more just peas or you know, and also really, how was it grooming?

1:00:22 Is this man doing? I mean, it's got to be like a daily thing. Yeah. Is it, is it, is it like a, you know, cream of mushroom that shoots out? I mean, I'm going I think it's cream mushroom. I think it's true. Mushroom soup. Yes. And apparently there's an army of people employed cleaning it because I don't see any mess back there.

1:00:42 Yeah, dude does that job. And does it just randomly spew like a geyser in nature, like Old Faithful? Yeah. People come as tourists to watch. Yeah. It's like at 4:00 every day, the Green Giant will be masturbating. It's. I really sure. Right? Yeah. It's not a really unusual schedule. Like I for 15 a.m. on Thursday. Yeah. Next week it'll be on the zenith.

1:01:08 Yeah. He gets really excited when he sees a full moon. Yeah, well, we figured it out. It's a combination of tides. The moon, you know us. It's seasonal and war time sunrises because he doesn't want to be caught and passed down when the sun's coming up. And this is like clockwork. Trust me. A clockwork.

1:01:32 I mean, we've even gotten to the point where we can capture every last drop and flash freeze it. Oh, shit. For consumption. Oh, no. It's a food source in the community. Yeah, it's a Green giant. It doesn't just go to fertilizer. That's not landfill. That's cream of the crop. Boom. So does this cream create your crops or feed your crops?

1:01:56 Oh, it's like, you know, every cream of you insert name here. Soup is derived from all vegetable back that. So we've got everything from cream of some young guy to that. You bet. Cream of mushroom. Cream chicken. Yeah. Because in Charlotte, North Carolina, they have the Green Giant buried and only his dick is sticking out. He's so reliable.

1:02:17 We've even run. We've even run wires on it. Green giant geyser. Amen. There's a whole cult built up around a religion. We are going that way. West. Yeah, there's. There's a whole religion built up around it. It's got a cult following in other robes there. Was it there? Over there with their mouths at the whole. Yeah, totally got buckets and buckets of.

1:02:41 Yeah. Just hoping to get some splash. Like the Jonas Brothers with their hot foam. Oh, God. They do that? No. South Park episode. Okay. The South Park episode where they were the Jonas Brothers are where impurity rings. And Mickey Mouse was explaining, that's how we can sell sex. The little girls. Wow. Because Christian Christians are stupid. Wow.

1:03:07 So, one of the Jonas Brothers decides that he doesn't want to wear the purity ring anymore, and Mickey Mouse comes and gang stomps him. Wow. And, then they're talking about that this holiday Jubilee or whatever, where the where the Jonas Brothers are going to spray their hot foam like fire hoses of foam out into the crowd.

1:03:23 That's so messed up. And all the girls are going crazy. Yeah, not far from our Green Giant idea just to get Disney involved, which is fantastic. I mean, yeah, you saw the South part where? Where Mickey Mouse is like the coronavirus game because Mickey Mouse is fucking a bat. I didn't, but that's fucking amazing. Yeah, they have Randy going over to China to sell his weed.

1:03:47 And, he hooks up with partying with Mickey Mouse over there, and they find themselves in an alley fucking a bat, and Mickey Mouse explains it as it's just a mouse with wing. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Okay, so basically, Randy and Mickey Mouse fucking a bat in an alley is the source of coronavirus. Wow.

1:04:11 I wouldn't want a person. I wish I was creative enough to write with those guys, right? I mean, Jesus, I know I'm not. I love just have a have a go at it, right? Just go on that weekly retreat. They go on and see what you could come up with. Just caught up with them. Yeah. Oh, damn.

1:04:27 Dude, we were way closer than I thought. Help was here. That's cool. I kind of have a new route there. That that whole area back there is awesome. It can go down on. I like it and then play with our chestnuts next to the green giant's penis. Yeah. So, you know, we have to salvage our relationship and go back to, being positively pedestrian and just be ourselves and cut up more about stupid shit.

1:04:51 Yeah. Because, you know, if that's probably what makes us unique anyway. If. Right. You know, anybody can well, not anybody. Anybody can pontificate on this shit. Yeah. Pretty much anybody can act cerebral. Yeah, but that is boring. You know, we need to we need to get the spice. That's what the listener maybe we need us to do, a listener.

1:05:10 Maybe we need to set a timer and like, okay, we've had 20 minutes of seriousness. Seriousness. Yeah. You know, we have like a, like a random funny icon that here. Yeah. This is the interlude. Like it's time to not be serious. All right. You see, in this. All right. Cool is an hour. Awesome.